{"type":"general","setup":"Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?","punchline":"Because the punchline is apparent.","id":375}
{"type":"general","setup":"What kind of award did the dentist receive?","punchline":"A little plaque.","id":250}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a sheep with no legs?","punchline":"A cloud.","id":215}
{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"fact":"A cat's whiskers are thought to be a kind of radar, which helps a cat gauge the space it intends to walk through.","length":113}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?","punchline":"He just took it in stride","id":93}
{"fact":"Cats only sweat through their paws and nowhere else on their body","length":65}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
{"fact":"Fossil records from two million years ago show evidence of jaguars.","length":67}
{"type":"standard","title":"First presidency of John Mahama","displaytitle":"First presidency of John Mahama","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104539245","titles":{"canonical":"First_presidency_of_John_Mahama","normalized":"First presidency of John Mahama","display":"First presidency of John Mahama"},"pageid":65929180,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fa/John_Dramani_Mahama_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-John_Dramani_Mahama_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":439},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/John_Dramani_Mahama_2014_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":966,"height":1325},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283919949","tid":"4e2fc700-1159-11f0-b9df-ec1fbd9d1b0a","timestamp":"2025-04-04T13:32:51Z","description":"Ghanaian presidential administration from 2012 to 2017","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_presidency_of_John_Mahama","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_presidency_of_John_Mahama?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_presidency_of_John_Mahama?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:First_presidency_of_John_Mahama"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_presidency_of_John_Mahama","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/First_presidency_of_John_Mahama","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_presidency_of_John_Mahama?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:First_presidency_of_John_Mahama"}},"extract":"John Mahama's first tenure as President of Ghana began when he succeeded John Atta Mills following the latter's death in office on 24 July 2012. Mahama previously served as Vice-President of Ghana from January 2009 to July 2012, and is the first head of state of Ghana to have been born after the country's independence. He was elected after the December 2012 election for a full term as president.","extract_html":"
John Mahama's first tenure as President of Ghana began when he succeeded John Atta Mills following the latter's death in office on 24 July 2012. Mahama previously served as Vice-President of Ghana from January 2009 to July 2012, and is the first head of state of Ghana to have been born after the country's independence. He was elected after the December 2012 election for a full term as president.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Bangara s/o Bangarada Manushya","displaytitle":"Bangara s/o Bangarada Manushya","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q29344713","titles":{"canonical":"Bangara_s/o_Bangarada_Manushya","normalized":"Bangara s/o Bangarada Manushya","display":"Bangara s/o Bangarada Manushya"},"pageid":53591201,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/aa/Bangara_s-o_Bangarada_Manushya.jpg/330px-Bangara_s-o_Bangarada_Manushya.jpg","width":320,"height":242},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/aa/Bangara_s-o_Bangarada_Manushya.jpg","width":330,"height":250},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260298288","tid":"72c9183f-aeb1-11ef-a223-824ff0ddf495","timestamp":"2024-11-30T00:24:23Z","description":"2017 Indian film","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bangara_s%2Fo_Bangarada_Manushya"}},"extract":"Bangara s/o Bangarada Manushya is a 2017 Indian Kannada-language action drama film directed by Yogi G. Raj and produced by Jayanna and Bhogendra under Jayanna Combines. It features Shiva Rajkumar and Vidya Pradeep, making her debut in Kannada films, in the lead roles. Whilst the soundtrack and score is by V. Harikrishna, the cinematography is by Jai Anand.","extract_html":"
Bangara s/o Bangarada Manushya is a 2017 Indian Kannada-language action drama film directed by Yogi G. Raj and produced by Jayanna and Bhogendra under Jayanna Combines. It features Shiva Rajkumar and Vidya Pradeep, making her debut in Kannada films, in the lead roles. Whilst the soundtrack and score is by V. Harikrishna, the cinematography is by Jai Anand.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Chill Factor (album)","displaytitle":"Chill Factor (album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q19864467","titles":{"canonical":"Chill_Factor_(album)","normalized":"Chill Factor (album)","display":"Chill Factor (album)"},"pageid":45448565,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/ChillFactorMerleHaggard.jpg","width":319,"height":313},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/ChillFactorMerleHaggard.jpg","width":319,"height":313},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1290900660","tid":"8fbcae1c-335c-11f0-9337-8c5c364084ff","timestamp":"2025-05-17T20:21:49Z","description":"1987 studio album by Merle Haggard","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chill_Factor_(album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chill_Factor_(album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chill_Factor_(album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chill_Factor_(album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chill_Factor_(album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Chill_Factor_(album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chill_Factor_(album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Chill_Factor_(album)"}},"extract":"Chill Factor is the forty-fourth studio album by American country music singer Merle Haggard, with backing by the Strangers, released on the Epic label in 1987.","extract_html":"
Chill Factor is the forty-fourth studio album by American country music singer Merle Haggard, with backing by the Strangers, released on the Epic label in 1987.
"}{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}